Please watch your step, keep your wings inside the shopping cart at all times and watch out for feet-breathers.
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

railroadsoftware:

"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”

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1337tattoos:

Vlado Daniels

1337tattoos:

Vlado Daniels

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nintendo-blisters:

It’s finally happening.
Donald Glover is Miles Morales as Spider-Man.

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pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

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chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

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