"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”
Please watch your step, keep your wings inside the shopping cart at all times and watch out for feet-breathers.
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics
walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control